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Paper Cocktail Napkins With Fun Quotes

Put a smile on their face when you serve their drink with these napkins!

Each package of 20 cocktail napkins contains one quote.

12 quotes available

  • "Here's to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget."
  • "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
  • "I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini." -George Burns
  • "This cocktail tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow."
  • "Cocktails are like a present you give yourself."
  • "This señorita needs a margarita."
  • "Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
  • "Wine, because kids."
  • "You know what rhyms with Friday? Vodka."
  • "Trust me, you can dance." -Alcohol
  • "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios."
  • "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life." -Prince
  • Lets do a little day drinking
  • Drinks on me


  • Paper
  • Set of 20
  • 5" x 5"