Ceramic ashtray reads I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs. I only have one small problem...I lie. Makes a funny gift for any friend who is a smoker. Or you could just lie and say you bought it for someone else and then keep it for yourself.

• Handmade from stoneware clay and kiln fired.
• It is square in shape and measures 5.5 x 5.5 x 1 inches.
• Can be placed in the dishwasher.