Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se. 

• Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. 
• Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use) • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
• Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.
• Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.